Sometimes, there are things you do in life that don’t really make a lot of sense. We’ve all been there…selected seasonally-coordinated bands for your braces, tried to dye your hair blonde from an at-home kit,
attempted to drank 2 whole bottles of wine all by yourself…enlisted in an all-you-can eat and drink “Pasta from Scratch” class while you’re on a diet.
For me, dieting doesn’t mean my inner fat kid went away- it really just means she’s taking a little nap. And, when you provide her with unlimited wine and carbs, then top it off with a homemade cannoli, that fat kid wakes up and is ready to partaaayyyy. Thankfully I’m in good company with this guy. Sorry I’m not sorry.